fabraychang:

This just in: Contrary to popular belief, “AU” does not mean “Stupid excuse to be OOC”

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VIA: makepieswakethedead ORIGINALLY FROM: fabraychang
this so much    

*on drive with grandparents down south*
Grandfather: “…well the Civil War is kind of big down here—”
Grandmother: “They’re still upset.”

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Mneme Travels    GEE GRANDMA TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION    

They had to rearrange some people due to BALANCE ISSUES.
I think I’m on a death can.

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Mneme Travels    

hayaatsmaarg like I AM NOT A TALL PERSON AND I FEEL SLIGHTLY CRAMPED.

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Mneme Travels    like YAY saved extra 40 bucks but like RATTLING DEATH CAN    

United Airways planes…are freakishly tiny. LIKE HARDCORE TINY.

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Mneme Travels    note: NEVER FLY UNITED AGAIN    

lariren-shadow BUT WHY ARE THEY INSIDEEEE

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Mneme Travels    

Why the f—- is there a pigeon here chrysogenum ?!?!

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Mneme Travels    THEY HAVE WINGS    

chrysogenum THAT’S OF DEBATABLE COMFORT TO MEEEEEEE

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Mneme Travels    I am now thankful I didn't do O'Hare    

NEWARK AIRPORT IS REALLY BIG chrysogenum YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THAT.

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Mneme Travels    I am out of shape    

DEAR PHONE,

LAYOVER AND LOVER ARE TWO DIFFERENT WORDS WITH MINIMAL RELATION.
PLEASE DON’T SWITCH THEM.

KTHXBAI,
MORTIFIED MNEME

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*lies on ground*